Time again for Not me! Monday
- confessions of a SAHM, who has it all together, all the time.
I did not skip my shower today, AND stay home from church because I had company. This did not lead to my wearing, what I like to call, the 'bandana of shame' to small group tonight.
Tonight was not the first time in a week I had put on make-up. (That would be sad, wouldn't it?) I shower each, and everyday AND do my hair AND make-up even if I'm just staying home. Because I have lots of time to myself and besides, I am never, ever worried that, were I to leave and take a shower, that one or both children would be missing by the time I got done.
I did not accidently discover 12 channels or so still on our TV Saturday morning??? I will not admit that I seriously debated (for real - for like 5 minutes) about telling my husband because 1 of the 12 channels was the SPEED channel, and I was afraid he would start watching Pinks every night.... I also didn't get a little flutter in my heart when I saw Diego for a second, only to be disappointed when he opened his mouth and only spoke spanish, except when he was teaching "Uno, One" to the audience.
Speaking of the wretched box: I also will not admit to loving Kung Fu Panda. Yeah.... cause, I don't miss TV. Still.
My mom came for the weekend to help me tackle my pantry, which
probably hadn't been cleaned WELL since Cael was born I clean religiously, just like everything else around here. I was not completely appalled and embarrassed by the DISGUSTING grossness that was the floor of said pantry. It did not take us ALL DAY LONG to clean it. I did not then make a joke to my husband about a semi-neat-freak friend (eh'hem, who needs to start her own blog) that could now, come over and eat off the floor, if she was so inclined.
Nor was I disgusted by the various books, toys, trash, pens, socks and pieces of food that were seeking refuge beneath my couches. It's gross and repulsive to NOT MOVE your couches for months at a time, and I would never do that.