Not me! Monday - the Not me's are mounting

12.02.2009



If only I could remember them all. Oh, before I forget, this blog carnival was set up by MckMama - you know the drill. If you don't know it by now, just read the other NmM posts...

1. Whilst showering a few days ago, I leaned my head out of the curtain to kiss my husband goodbye. As it was not a particularly romantic kiss I happened to have my eyes open and did not see his 'kiss face' distort and then pull away before actually kissing me. He did not then say, "Um - you've got a booger on your lip. We'll kiss later..." and duck out. Awesome.

2. Earlier tonight my sweetie pie, Kyran, told me to close my eyes so he could kiss them. I was not shocked and grossed out when a second later he LICKED my eye instead of kissing it. My kids would never. Eeeww...

3. While out shopping/standing in line with all the crazies on Black Friday I did not find myself channeling my grandmother and GLARING at a couple who cut in front of my bestie while I was grabbing a store flyer. I did manage to bite my tongue, and thankfully so, since my friend later told me that they had in fact not cut in front of her, but that the lady who WAS in front of her had just moved in front of them. Oops... Just call me Faye.

4. I have not had MULTIPLE occasions this week to apologize to visitors to our home because of our mostly unclothed children. It has not gotten so bad that our small group practically expects it. In fact one night when they were over, our 4-yo did not emerge from the bathroom wearing only a t-shirt, requesting someone to come wipe his bottom. That would never happen here. *shrugs*

5. Finally, while driving this week, I did not make a speedier-than-normal turn which did not prompt the following responses from the peanut gallery in the back: "Whoa! Dat was so cool mom! Dat was like a race car! Faster!! FASTER!!"

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Not me! Monday

11.16.2009

Welcome to Not me Monday - this blog carnival was set up by MckMama. Head on over and check what she's not been doing when you're done here.

This SO did not happen: While out shopping with my children this weekend I was not ignoring Kyran in the cart I was pushing. I was talking with my sister when all of a sudden Kyran did not reach both hands in front of him, grab eh'hem two handfuls and squeeze. Mortified and shocked I did not react by smacking both of his hands down, resulting in a broken-hearted boy. My sister did not almost melt into a puddle from laughing hysterically.

At a restaurant yesterday during lunch I was not secretly grateful for the very naughty child in the next booth who cried so loud for so LONG that when they left the people across from us praised my (still rowdy, overly-talkative) children.

So, what did you not do this week?




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Not me! Monday

11.02.2009

Welcome to a short, less funny version of Not me! Monday, hosted by MckMama:

1. I did not segregate my children's candy as soon as we got home Saturday night because I HATE it when chocolate has a fruity flavor from rubbing up next to a starburst.

2. I did not sort them into 3 categories:
  1. Fruit flavored
  2. Chocolate for the children
  3. Chocolate for Mom

3. I have eaten all but 3 little Kit-Kats in my pile :-(






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The Cochran's || Wichita Family Photographer

10.28.2009


Lesley and Scott make beautiful babies, no?


Mom & Daughter shoes
I LOVE this picture. It's not perfectly focused or overly creative but I still love it.
It shows what being a mom feels like. ♥
Dustin & Dad's muscles
I couldn't decide between the next two, so I'm showing both!




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