Uber Fast Not me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I am NOT completely late this morning for the 10,000 things I have to do.   Seriously I have a lady coming to my house @ 8:45 to pick up some stuff I sold on Craigslist, Cael has to be at Preschool (the next town over) at 9:00, I have a meeting (two towns over the opposite direction) at 9:30, and people coming to my [completely filthy] house at 11:00.

I did not avoid sweeping all but 2 days this week resulting in tiny pieces of chocolate donut getting tracked onto the white carpet.  I also did not melt some of those pieces with the vacuum cleaner, because I'm too cheap to buy a new one, even though mine sucks.  Or doesn't suck..... which is the problem.

I do not have a mountain of used kleenex piled up on 'my corner' of the couch because of the cold Ky is fighting.   I also did not let the kids watch *every.single.movie* they asked for yesterday while we were home alone all day having a sick day.

Speaking of, I did not get yelled by my 2 small children for changing the channel OFF of the cartoons that were in Spanish.  My children do NOT sass me, and get away with it.  Nor do they watch actual TV anymore - well at least not TV that they can understand.  WHY are they mesmerized by Veggietales in spanish?  

I did not double book myself twice this week.  I am always very organized, especially in my brain.  No ADHD here....


Ok, for real - I'm never going to get everything done today if I don't get off of here.  Happy Not me-ing!


Anonymous said...

OH NO! How are you gonna get all that DONE today?!?! Good luck!

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

I think movies when you are sick help make you better :)

Wayne said...

Great not me monday. I to am so organized. cough cough lol.

I was also wondering if you would like to take part in tribute tuesday a blgo on my page it is a chance to pay tribute to some one who lights up your life. it has a mr linky so the world can see your tribute to a wonderful person.

MommyRachelle said...

LOL... I loved the play on words about the vacuum sucking because it doesn't suck. Too cute. Great blog, looking forward to seeing picture posts.